Secret origins of XOXO. Part the first...

First of a series. Collect them all, tell your kids! The secret origin of XOXO!



AND LO, A LEGEND WAS BORN!

Little did they know then how their chance encounter would ALTER THE VERY FACE OF THE LIVING EARTH HERSELF, FOR ALL TIME!!!!

(Joe eventually vomited up the tainted egg roll he had eaten earlier that evening, and resumed his more regular pallor of pretty-damned-pale)